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Eating Ain't Cheating

An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.
Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.
by sonuchan92 October 26, 2010
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honky chateau

White Boy party house.Bachelor pad used for partyin and fuckin.
That lucky motherfucker has himself a honky chateau!
by Mike Boschini June 10, 2005
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chat whore

any bitch that will almost phone fuck, ass fuck, real time
fuck any loser on the web.
if a married guy does it..they are considered marshalled which is really a insult to any classy babe. But then again, you dont find much class in chat rooms.
hey babe...my name is lawrence.
hey..my name is (fill it in) but I fuck on the first date
or will phone fuck you now. I dont care if your married or ugly or a drunk. lets fucking party. I'm nothing but a cheap ass chat whore. will fuck for a smile
by been there, done that December 28, 2005
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chat shit get banged

If what you say is untrue, or is an attempt at defaming my character I shall physically assault you.
Chat shit get banged Listen mate if you chat shit about me behind my back you'll get banged spark out.
by Padraig1980 January 15, 2016
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stop and chat

When someone stops to engage in a conversation with another while passing them in public. These conversations are short, meaningless, awkward and mostly unwanted by at least one of the parties involved. This term was coined by Larry David on the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Oh there's Tom, don't acknowledge him, he always wants to stop and chat.
by Chris Otte September 12, 2005
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fireside-chat

Public conversation between two or more personalities, not at the classic press-conference-table, but "in a cosy corner" in a way to create an atmoshphere/illusion of intimacy, privacy...
During a fireside-chat Harry and Eric asked questions to Simon about the economic situation of their company.
by paco23 May 28, 2008
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Milf Cheater

A milf with a husband that wants your penis and tries to get it in every way

These MILFs can have the hottest sex with you, due to the scandalous nature of it all.
1. I was getting a handjob from an amazing MILF, when she stopped to pull out her cellphone. She was talking to her husband about picking up the kids! If only I could resist the Milf Cheaters. Her pussy was too good.

2. Darren's mom totally wants me. Every time i'm around, she bends over and wears a revealing outfit that showcases her rack. Milf Cheaters are the best.
by DildoWithArms June 19, 2011
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