Chandler Texas

The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.

Incest infested.

Staff infested.

Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.

Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.

If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.

Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.

Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.

And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.

Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off

Wow, Chandler Texas, is full of cross dressers.

My mama gave me my first bump in Chandler texas.

by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022

Cankle Cackle

Uproarious laughter from a large woman in an office meeting because she believes that the boss has made a funny.

Ho hum. Another work meeting with plenty of Cankle Cackle from the resident hefers.

by willowood67 June 29, 2022

Chanale

A chanale will be quirky and weird. If you hurt her that will bring out some unresolved anger issues. But she is pretty funny sometimes. Her brain will be the size of a peanut but that has no effect on how big her forehead will be.

Omg did you see chanale the other day?!
No, she was mad that three months ago I broke her nail.

by Slaybabe July 3, 2022

Cankles

Hillary Clintons calf-ankles

"Oh man...Sleepy Joe isn't even dead or in an old folk's home yet and Cankles is already measuring up his office for her furniture!"

by nek minit July 22, 2022

chandler

He is the most loving guy you will ever meet, he will treat you like you're the only person in the room. He will help anyone in need and would drop anything for the people he cares about. When I look at him all I can do is smile, he makes me smile the most. He is my person, my soulmate. No one ever thanks him but he deserves the world. Thank you Chandler

Chandler is my soul-mate

by meggomyleggo September 6, 2022

Chandler

The best girl ever at sports, super athletic, especially at football, a badass chick who is super cool!!!

"did you hear Chandler made starting QB?"

"of course, she did shes too good not to"

by im kinda toxic uwu October 27, 2022

Cankle

Where your calf and foot meet and normally there would be an ankle but it’s not

I can’t wear anklets because I have a cankle.

by Superredheadedgremlin November 5, 2022