Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

cheeky certified

Mostly used in Philadelphia: When an American person approves of your proficiency in English.

You are for sure cheeky certified, but to be safe, I would recommend you take a TOEFL test.

by bubatzbutbatz May 24, 2024

Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.

Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

Whiteline certified

Someone who is good at hitting whitelines while cutting up

This nigga whiteline certified

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

got with a certain tommy gun

did something interesting recently

I hear you got with a certain tommy gun

by theladette November 3, 2013

more than certain

"More than certain" is definition of your result in AP Statistics class is over 1000, which normally shouldn't be the case.

Person A: Why did you write the equation when the result is clearly over 1, which is impossible?

Person B: Is it tho? It's more than certain event to happen with this result

by yeahyeahdude November 14, 2019