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catholick

A Christian person that is giving a blow job.
Josh: You're not actually gonna take that chick up on her offer are you?
Sam: No!!! i would never want someone to walk in and see me with a catholick.
Josh: Ok good, i would probably kill myself if i saw that!
by Josh=&onz June 5, 2009
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catholic corkscrew

During intercourse, the man gradually inserts a rosary bead necklace into their partner's ass or vagina. For more pleasure, begin saying the rosary or reciting a prayer while doing so, as the power of Christ increases sexual energy.
Guy 1: You ever fuck a Catholic girl?

Guy 2: No, I'm an atheist

Guy 1: Wel I met this Catholic girl outside the diner last night. Halfway through, she pulls out a rosary necklace and asks me if I've ever done the Catholic Corkscrew.

Guy 2: Well, how was it?

Guy 1: It was awesome! I never knew the Power of Christ felt so good!
by ThePartyDeer June 4, 2018
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catholic shoulder rub

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys
"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"
by Bobshnwinkle October 23, 2019
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Catholic whore fish

A woman (or man) who drinks like a fish, this wild and untamed creature can be found in close proximity to her boyfriend, who she will guard fiercely to the death from other fish. This fish is extremely territorial and will not hesitate to sling daddy’s little piss monster out of her sleeve like a rabid chihuahua.
This catholic whore fish just ripped Cindy apart for smacking her boyfriends ass, and worst of all she punched through cindys chest, ripped her heart out and yelled, “FOR THE GLORY OF ROME” at the top of her lungs. Typical catholic whore fish.
by Albys June 27, 2021
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St Joseph Catholic school

A school full of hoes who end up getting beaten up by the mean girls, the teachers are mean and end up getting kids in trouble for no reason, they often like to let it be okay if someone is harassing someone. 7th graders are the worst! They think there so cool but there actually stupid dumb bitches. 8th grade is okay, there’s lot a ugly, weird people. Now 6th grade is where it gets serious. So many fights happen in a week. Kids get suspended left and right. They don’t get expelled because they say there good but there not. Most of them lost their virginity before you would think. They act catholic but their not.
Don’t sign your kid up for St Joseph Catholic School
by Littlegirl1234566 January 24, 2020
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De La Salle North Catholic

the worst mf school youll ever go to smh my head. but straight up if u go here ur a real g for surviging it
yo you go to De La Salle North Catholic? brooo fuck your dumbass uniforms
by arsonbabe December 8, 2020
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Cathoholic

A type of Catholic person who is addicted to old-school bible beliefs and is unwilling to keep an open-mind or welcome new ideas.
They're a Cathoholic, they don't believe gay people should marry.
by Bapa Bell January 12, 2021
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