carpet soldier

A man notoriously known to seek out lesbians and convert them into being straight by means of flirting, dating, and/or sex.

Guy 1: Dude, john is such a carpet soldier.
Guy 2: Well you got to give him credit, he's the only man I know who made a lesbian bar close down.

by Alkyd Norm February 27, 2017

Carpet Massage

When a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman.

Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?

A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away

If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging

by ldylumps May 10, 2012

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips February 02, 2012

Carpet Cruiser

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.

I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser

by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018

Matching carpets

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs

dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/

by Niffer-fish October 05, 2008

cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 02, 2017

carpet flash

When a girl flashes her pubes to another individual

When i was pulling down my pants, i accidentally carpet flashed my friend.

by daflashers April 01, 2015