Carpet Burner is a name used by people to address individuals that express their hate to Lesbians. This hate can be expressed as self-induced rage and prejudice towards Lesbians.
by LoreOfThings January 28, 2019
Get the Carpet Burnermug. When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.
by I feel it cummin September 11, 2018
Get the Carpet Snowplowmug. A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)
“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018
Get the Carpet Munchermug. A man notoriously known to seek out lesbians and convert them into being straight by means of flirting, dating, and/or sex.
Guy 1: Dude, john is such a carpet soldier.
Guy 2: Well you got to give him credit, he's the only man I know who made a lesbian bar close down.
Guy 2: Well you got to give him credit, he's the only man I know who made a lesbian bar close down.
by Alkyd Norm February 27, 2017
Get the carpet soldiermug. Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in
by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019
Get the junkies carpetmug. by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018
Get the Carpet Cruisermug. by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012
Get the Crusty Carpetmug.