canadian redbull orange fist

Drink 5-10 redbulls then grab your partner by the ankles hold her upside down while stabing her bellybutton with your penis

Then you get another person who is canadian to throw orange juice at you and your partner while you fist your partner (mind you, you have to be really strong to perform this)

Hey man I totally canadian redbull orange fisted that girl last night!!!

canadian redbull orange fist by NigguhMuffin007 September 7, 2010

canadian hairdresser 

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return

'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'

canadian hairdresser by matticah February 3, 2008

canadian ballet 

A strip club. Used in the United States indicating that Canada is lacking any high-culture but has an over abundance of strip joints

Me and the boys are gonna hit up the Canadain Ballet, you in?

canadian ballet by Steve September 15, 2004

Canadian Butter Churn 

Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.

Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.

The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.

The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.

Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.

They used the rest of the butter on their toast.

Canadian Butter Churn by BigAgitator August 1, 2008

canadian whore

Taking three drags of a cigarette before passing it to someone else; a different variety of 'puff, puff, pass'.

Want to canadian whore this?
Let's canadian whore this cigarette.

canadian whore by njp200 November 8, 2009

canadian hot dog 

When someone takes a shit in a condom, freezes it, and then uses it as an ass dildo.

Natalie's asshole was torn from the canadian hot dog.

canadian hot dog by Poochy32 December 27, 2007

Canadian snowblower

When a guy makes a girl swallow his cum and then he punches her in the throat so she spits it back out.

Oh shit, I'm gonna give my girl a Canadian snowblower!

Canadian snowblower by bigl_187 April 16, 2008