history on a computer 

a link under the url that can be used to see what u have done on acomputer

i check my history on a computer a lot when somone is done

history on a computer by hjhihyhuihhkhknbbyhfhj June 23, 2008

Shut up and give me my computer back 

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.

Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.

Shut up and give me my computer back by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017

zombie computer 

A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.

There are 148,000 new zombie computers created per day.

zombie computer by DethBoxX v1 March 5, 2010

apple computer

A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.

That's a trendy apple computer, Bill

apple computer by Reckless Rambler July 5, 2003

apple computer

A piece of crap.

"I love apples"
George Chongris

apple computer by Tasty Snax July 3, 2003

fuck this computer 

what Todd Faison yells when his computer turns on, and functions normally.

Fuck this computer, fuck it, fuck this computer

fuck this computer by manuel March 7, 2005

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC 

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.

www.facebook.com/NinjaComputerSolutions

Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.

Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!

Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC by Akatsuki Leader October 11, 2011