brownie brittle

A brown chocolate icing used to smear around the asshole. The pre taste before the tongue enters the hole.

I smeared the brownie brittle on that fat ass before I stuck my tongue in the hole

by GloriGoalz September 12, 2016

Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.

Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!

by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009

brownie earthquake

Poop Terminology: a poop that is watery, brown, and stings. The after effect is mild to severe itching.

When John finished in the bathroom, he knew he had made a brownie earthquake because his butt was stinging.

by poop terminology lord May 21, 2008

Urinal Brownie

When you poop in the urinal

A fun way to disrespect a restaurant you don't like is by baking them a urinal brownie

by Epictortle8 September 15, 2018

Ice the brownie

When you masturbate while or right after taking a shit and then ejaculate on the steamy floater.

Anthony- "Hey John what's taking so long in there?"

John- "I gotta ice the brownie hold up."

by Hewhosmeltit March 27, 2017

Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.

Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!

by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010

Downy Brownie

A person with a normal or above intellect, but fails to function in the real world. Also struggles figuring out how to complete simple tasks.

That girl sure is a Downy Brownie when it comes to cut line!

by Max_Wright April 30, 2021