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juvenile breakdown

A type of mental breakdown. When one's inhibitions of maturity, gained from years of life experience, are temporarily stripped away, this results in complete juvenile behavior such as cracking up at incredibly lame jokes that would normally entertain an undeveloped mind.

The only known cause is extreme boredom. When one is bored beyond belief, their subconscious mind must use its surroundings to entertain itself, even though there is nothing of actual entertainment value in the immediate surroundings, resulting in one exhibiting completely juvenile traits.

To treat a case juvenile breakdown, the victim or someone close to him/her must seek an outlet to quell the excessive boredom of the victim.
Josh was in summer school today and he was so bored he started jumping up onto his desk, dancing and making monkey noises. Josh must have had a juvenile breakdown.
by Dr Grammar July 21, 2009
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break up

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
by The Professor August 22, 2003
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Breakfast

A mythological event before the dawn of time.
"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"
by Rupert Budge March 21, 2007
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Breaking The Brown Ice

When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.

It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice

I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
by Sl!m Jim the grim October 3, 2010
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Butt break

The time spent on the toilet where a person reads a book, listens to their ipod, or plays there portable gaming system.
We're going on stage in five minutes so this isnt going to be a butt break.

Get your ass working Jake, this isn't your butt break.
by Jamammal July 15, 2010
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Breaking Benjamin

1.A great band out of my area... Has the greatest underground site EVER. www.shallowbay.com. It's amazing. 4500 members and growing :D

2.A band known only for We Are Not Alone

3.A band consisting of Ben burnley, Aaron Fink, Marcus James, and Chad Szeliga (it's all about the chad! :D)
Me:Dude, did you hear breaking benjamin's song topless?

Them:Topless? They don't wear shirts?

Me:Exactly
by jmeye47 April 13, 2005
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Breakfast Bar

The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.
At the One Direction concert, Eben got up from his seat and served Bram a Breakfast Bar.
by Too hot to Handel December 18, 2014
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