Bisexual

Bisexual means a person who is attracted to both the male and female sex. In recent years, it has been used by many so-called "punk rock" artists to describe themselves because it sells records. Teenage girls, who notoriously like gay guys, think "OH MY GOD HE'S GAY BUT I COULD STILL GET LAID BY HIM!" Hence the record sales. People guilty of this faggotry include Gerard Way, Billy Joe Armstrong, and that one guy from The Used.

Stupid teenage girl: Like OH MY GOD! GERARD WAY IS BISEXUAL! OH MY GOD!
Smart Teenage Girl: *slaps girl 1*

by Kurt F November 14, 2007

bisexual

Someone who can walk into a room and see everyone as a piece of ass

David was dating Ricky, but he was having a little somethin-somethin on the side with Jeannette, and when Ricky found out, all of them had one big bisexual orgy X-D

by Amerikan0Perfekt14 July 31, 2005

bisexual

Someone who feels the need for intimate attention of both males and females.

"Ashley used to date Brian but she broke up with him for Caren."
"Wait, how can she date a guy then switch to girls?"
"She's bisexual"
"Oh, ok. Cool."

by Chimeric January 23, 2009

Bisexual

Someone who is attracted to both sexes, however can sometimes prefer one more so than the other but still feel attraction for the other sex.

A greedy person.

Guy 1- "That Sophie was amazing last night, mate!"

Guy 2- "Come on!"

Guy 3- "You do know she was at it with Laura a few nights ago as well right? She's bisexual."

by Tattybojangle April 15, 2010

Bisexual

It means if u like boys and girls you may have sex with them or kiss them if u really love them

Bisexual people are awesome

by Holly s January 27, 2015

bisexual

See non-existant. Bisexuality is a myth; a fable, if you will. The term refers to a fantasy orientation in which a man or woman is physically attracted to both genders, however, these so-called bisexuals will only be seen dating members of one sex and occassionaly hooking up with the other. This is done by attention whores.

Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.

Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.

Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.

Robin: Guy's think it's pretty hot that I'm a bisexual.

Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?

Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...

Alex: Have you ever?

Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.

Alex: Riiiiiiigght.

by Chernorizets Hrabr February 17, 2008

Battleaxe Bisexuals

Battleaxe Bisexuals often known as BaBs are Bisexuals who actively fight against biphobia and bi erasure. They are people who are educated in bi history and know pansexuality and other mspec labels(omni,poly etc) are harmful to the Bisexual community. In short they are super cool people!

Alex: Hi I'm a Battleaxe Bisexual
Sarah: What does that mean?
Alex: I've read the bi manifesto and other historical definitions of Bisexuality. I know Bisexuality is a whole fluid identity where one is attracted to people regardless of gender. I am aware that microlabels are biphobic and hence I dislike them.
Sarah: That's super cool! Battleaxe Bisexuals are amazing people!!

by Seahorsefishes January 24, 2021