BEMF

Beady eyed Mother Fucker

Jeff, was watching me sunbathe, he's such a bemf.

by cjb522 December 30, 2011

Before you start...

A term that you say when you did something that will piss someone off.
Said to the person who it will piss off to stop them from talking so you can explain.

Me- (I just crashed my car) shit, now what am I supposed to do.
Owner of car- What the Hell?
Me- Before you start...
Owner of car- the Hell did you do to my car?
Me- let me explain Damnit

by CJM80 January 11, 2015

before feeling

that feeling in every part in your body before you finsh mastibation or having sex

" i just love the before feeling"

" that before feeling is so good!"

" i just love the before feeling"

by themanathome May 18, 2015

Beforeplay

Getting some in the mood for kissing by verbally teasing them or stroking the top of their hand.

I used beforeplay on her so that I could get wet in the mouth so that I could kiss her, so that we could$*%&*!@& so that I could $*%#@#* her.

by Gingsterlicious June 6, 2015

Beforeno

The terrible yet oddly amusing dialogue and development in a porno before the actual porn begins.

"That beforeno was so bad I couldn't stop laughing!"

by Rogue Monkeys June 20, 2015

Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does

Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox June 13, 2018

BMFOTP

B.M.F.O.T.P stands for the” Baddest Mother Fucker On the Planet”

Dam that mother fucker Tom Brady is the BMFOTP.

by BMFOTP February 12, 2019