After drinking exactly the right amount of beers for your worries to disappear but before you get wasted.
by Jimz From Sweden June 18, 2009
Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.
Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"
"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"
Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"
"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"
"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"
Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"
"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020
A: Didn't you say it was time to leave this bar and go home?
B: Man, that was beers ago!
A: I'm gonna ask that hot girl for a dance!
B: I thought you said she's not your type?
A: Dude, that was beers ago!
B: Man, that was beers ago!
A: I'm gonna ask that hot girl for a dance!
B: I thought you said she's not your type?
A: Dude, that was beers ago!
by c2h5oh November 16, 2011
A drinking game where a party attendee messes up (defined by the person who calls "beer pony" and the party at large) and now he or she must finish their drink and run a lap (wherever you are: if you're in a house then the house, if you're in a field, then the field, etc).
by Codymac575 August 20, 2018
In Australia a popular tourist buy is a tiny koala bear that can clip on to things. When said Koala bear is attached to the top of a beer the otherwise colloquial beverage is then transformed into a koala beer.
"Dude check it out, it's a koala beer!"
by IamCanadain December 12, 2009
when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles
by jlove6182 June 21, 2010
by Blizzard Milan June 14, 2018