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Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.
type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL
by grij October 4, 2010
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meagan bates

The most outgoing funloveing person ever.
someone who will stand up for you,and never let you go.

someone who will never give up on what they love.
someone who has awsome hair and an amazing smile.
someone who has their ears streched,and blue eyes.
someone whos good at mending your heart with one look into your eyes. someone who is worth waiting for.
"meagan Bates is such an amazing person,i love her to death"
by dillonx November 2, 2011
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Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.
Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.
by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012
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Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.
"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"
by royston14 June 10, 2012
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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down
by Wee john November 4, 2013
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pontus båtsson

A man who is obsessed by boats, who was born in a boat, who lives in a boat, and who gets food by going out fishing in said boat.
Do you want a fish? Just ask Pontus Båtsson! He'll get you one in no time!
by Trumpetorkestern November 22, 2016
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