A bag of dirt

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.

Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Tri-bag

(noun): contraction of two entities: “Triathlon” and “douche-bag”. A tri-bag is a human being, male or female, who defines their existence based on the next triathlon or training for a triathlon they will undertake. Tri-bags typically struggle maintaining relationships with other human beings unless they are tri-baggers as well. Hence tri-bags tend to hang out together and compare notes on their “strokes”, “breathing”, and which model of Subaru they will purchase next. Tri-bags are usually fairly easy to spot and identify. Sometimes they are confused with “cross-bags”, their cross-fit counterparts.

Some signs of a tri-bag:

1) Within the first 3 sentences of a conversation they mention that they have or will participate in a triathlon.
2) Ironman logo is prominently tattooed on their one of their calves (it doesn't have to be on the calf but this seems to be the preferred location – look here first)
3) They drive a Subaru (this is probably a 20% chance of being a tri-bag)
4) They drive a Subaru with a “26.2” sticker in the rear window (~74% chance now)
5) They drive a Subaru with a bike racks and a “70.3” or a “140.6” (99% chance – only reason this is not 100% chance is that the person driving the car could be the disgruntled spouse or emotionally neglected teenage child using vehicle).
6) They drive any other vehicle with “70.3” or a “140.6” (>90% chance)

7) Their bicycle cost more than the GDP of Ireland.

I went to John’s party last night. I couldn’t find a place to park; Subarus were ubiquitous in the surrounding area. Once I got inside, it was full of tri-bags taking baby-sips of craft beer and comparing “strokes.”

or
I really wanted to take up swimming but I could got too annoyed with all the tri-bags at the pool so I became a cross-bag instead.

by tgrbld April 5, 2015

dorito bag

sexual intercourse using a dorito bag in lieu of a condom

"I didn't have any rubbers, I had to dorito bag that ho."

by Mister Miguel the 3rd October 9, 2013

bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.

Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”

by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014

bag jacking

the act of stealing Halloween candy from children while they are trick-or-treating.

Origin: SNL Weekend update Oct. 15, 2011. Rap star Drake and SNL member Jay Pharoah pose as "Teens Dressed as Werewolves" and do a rap song about 'bag jacking'

Me and my friends tried to go bag jacking this Halloween, but all of the kids went out with their parents.

by Yuehan85 October 16, 2011

Put bags on it

A term meaning you spent a lot of money on something.

“Dang Tyrone! That jacket is fire”
“Thanks bro, I put bags on it!”

by Wedontplay1299 April 13, 2019

triple bag it

Using three condoms (instead of "double" or "single" bagging) with a highly promiscuous sexual partner in order to ENSURE avoidance of STDs. In reality, this act results in a greater chance of transmission, as the friction of three condoms often causes them to break.

Damn, dude... that slampig was so fuckin' filthy, I HAD to triple bag it!

by JoeyRamon May 1, 2011