Backseat Banter

The obligatory vulgar banter that is initiated by the passengers of a car when one occupant engages in a phone call. Thought to have originated somewhere between late middle school and early high school.

Hey mom, yeah I promise to be home by 8

Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA

No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter

Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA

I love you mom.

by PseudonymJoe November 22, 2010

backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

Backseat DJ

I'm a DJ at a nightclub in Torquay, England. There's nothing more annoying than a Backseat DJ - the guy that comes up to your DJ Booth and goes "Mate, I don't like what you're playing - if you play insert random genre of music here the dancefloor will fill up!" or "Play something good" - tell you what, here's the decks and mixer, off you go if you think you can do better! ;)

Some backseat DJ was trying to tell me what to play all night - played what he asked for and the floor emptied!

by Kermie_K October 18, 2014

Backseat driver

A computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. This advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. Computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.

Wilfred: Yeah, all I'm doing is partitioning the hard disk so I can just dual-boot this laptop with Ubuntu.
Robin: Uh, dude. You can't have Windows and something else on their. It's either Windows or it's not.
Wilfred: If you don't stop being such a backseat driver I will throw your laptop out the window. Shut up now.
Robin: more incoherent nonsense here

by The Biggest of Vinnies June 13, 2015

Backcase

Noun:
If an issue is your backcase,
1. You don't care even one bit about it
2. You find it so blahhh that you prefer it be discussed in your absence or behind your back

1. They tried to tell me my pants were torn but it was my backcase.
2. You better stop telling me about your ex. You know that's my backcase.

by theYPa1 September 1, 2018

backside toe

When you see a bent over camel toe from behind in yoga pants.

Hey Jeff, did you see Karen's backside toe when she picked up that pencil on the floor.

by Fistie McGee October 2, 2018

Backseat Driver

A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.

You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!

by Spoodergirl March 12, 2019