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Thick as two shits 

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.
'John, you're as thick as two shits'
Thick as two shits by Shmopho September 1, 2008

Slippery As A Snake 

When the cock is covered with saliva or jizz and its too slippery to hold
"Man, Tim was very slippery last night. He was as slippery as a snake!"

As they say 

What an older person says, right after they quote some hip slang that the younger kids started using.
Yea that party was LIT! As they say.
I took that girl home and CLAPPED SOME CHEEKS, as they say.
As they say by Osmotic February 4, 2021

deaf as a spider 

Meaning a person isn't paying attention. Similar to- Blind as a bat.
Gah. You're as deaf as a spider!
deaf as a spider by Jman71 September 25, 2011

S.A.S.A.R.A.F. 

Skate and Smoke and Rap and Fuck
Weezy claims that all he does is "Skates and Smokes and Raps and Fucks". (S.A.S.A.R.A.F.)
S.A.S.A.R.A.F. by jsmmm November 6, 2012

cold as hell syndrome 

what many are currently suffering from in minnesota.
sufferers of cold as hell syndrome: jill gonzalez....nicole is jealous by the way
cold as hell syndrome by j.gon January 13, 2009