Slippery As A Snake

When the cock is covered with saliva or jizz and its too slippery to hold

"Man, Tim was very slippery last night. He was as slippery as a snake!"

by Jestooslippery March 29, 2012

As they say

What an older person says, right after they quote some hip slang that the younger kids started using.

Yea that party was LIT! As they say.
I took that girl home and CLAPPED SOME CHEEKS, as they say.

by Osmotic February 4, 2021

deaf as a spider

Meaning a person isn't paying attention. Similar to- Blind as a bat.

Gah. You're as deaf as a spider!

by Jman71 September 25, 2011

S.A.S.A.R.A.F.

Skate and Smoke and Rap and Fuck

Weezy claims that all he does is "Skates and Smokes and Raps and Fucks". (S.A.S.A.R.A.F.)

by jsmmm November 6, 2012

cold as hell syndrome

what many are currently suffering from in minnesota.

sufferers of cold as hell syndrome: jill gonzalez....nicole is jealous by the way

by j.gon January 13, 2009

Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.

Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.

by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat

oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!

by pleasesub2pewdiepie February 16, 2019