That’s what she said

A old ass statement that nobody likes anymore unless your seven that is made after a everyday remark that can also be used in the bedroom.

“Dude, why’s is this so fucking hard!”
“That’s what she said!”
“Dude, shit the fuck up!”

by The man under the mask April 11, 2022

thats what she said

nice

Me: are you coming with me.
friend: thats what she said.
Me: Nice.

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

that's what she said

A saying that dirty people made up to say in normal situations to act as a not-so-normal situation.

You're probably confused. Just look at the examples :)

birthday kid: i'll blow all of them at once!
invited friend: that's what she said

School Teacher: Stop talking and get back to work, boys
student: that's what she said

Struggling math student: it's so hard T^T
top of the class student: that's what she said

by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018

That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!

Really. This ☝️ is all this is. You saying that back at me in response to everything I say.

An Imbecile "I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!"

Hym "I bet you wish you would have done the 'stop the weaponized schizophrenia from getting your kids murdered part.' Because I told you how to do that... You DIDN'T DO THAT... And now you are trying to do it without me and I just shouldn't have to be left out of it. I'm not to blame for that. You need to come here to me. You need to let me explain what is happening. You need to confirm the veracity of the claim I'm making. And then you need to stop siging off on it what it happens to people."

An Imbecile "I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!"

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025