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anal shockburst 

An anal shockburst is what happens when the shit streams out of your ass at such a speed that it briefly crosses the sound barrier, resulting in a sonic boom that plasters the porcelain with brown chowder and scares your family in the next room.
"Uh oh, it sounds like Billy just let off an anal shockburst. Better call the plumber."
anal shockburst by MontezumasRevenge February 20, 2007
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Anal Optical Nerve 

n. A nerve discovered in March 2007, it connects a person's anus to the back of their eye
the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
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anal repentive 

n. A person (woman or gay man)who regrets having recieved anal sex the day after due to soreness in the buttock region. Especially one that begs for anal sex when horny then regrets it later.
My girlfriend is an anal repentive bitch.
anal repentive by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

Anal bitch

An anal slut.

When you so-want anal sex.

When you are craving cock in your ass.
"I am getting desperate. I want cock up my arse, I am an anal bitch. Give it to me. I want to feel your warm cock up my ass and cum in it. I want to feel your hot cum dripping deep up my asshole. Then in my mouth. Oh please."
Anal bitch by JohnCarr September 9, 2006

anal munchkin 

A person who is an ass fanatic. Usually grabbing, smacking and engaging in sexual activity with the ass. It could also be known as a person who sticks objects up their ass (Ex: A pen, dildo, a fairly small animal, etc.)

There is also a mythical beast called an Anal Munchkin. It could, and would, sneak up and fuck you in the ass from behind in such a behaviour that the victim would lose consciousness. Then afterwards, it would shrink itself to a very tiny size and climb up inside the victims asshole and then return to normal size, making the person's ass bigger than usual. Then it would live off shit for the rest of it's life without ever leaving the asshole. Though, at rare occasions, it would leave the ass at night for some fresh air when the person is sleeping, then return shortly after that before the person wakes up.
"You better watch out, there are anal munchkins roaming around."
"Anal Munchkins turn me on."
anal munchkin by Rikki January 6, 2004

Anal boner 

1. Being horny for sex up your ass.
2. The gay male equivalent of a girl boner.
Gay guy:"That guys big bulge is giving me an anal boner."
Anal boner by bitchpwease July 25, 2011

anal with danal 

The action of inserting a cock in Daniel's ass
Hey Noah wanna do anal with Danal
anal with danal by danalanal March 28, 2015