alyssa sloan

a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars
alyssa sloan ate all our food
by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018
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alyssa and hope

One of the cutest couples i know. They make eachother laugh. Hope cares about Alyssa with all her heart. Nobody will ever change hopes mind Alyssa is the one. Alyssa is truly in love with the way hope acts and Alyssa just loves her so much. They do fight about dumb things and cry alot that's because they love eachother more than words can describe.
by Easygzay101 March 26, 2018
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Bryce and Alyssa

Bryce and Alyssa are the cutest couple alive!! They bring the best out in each other. Alyssa sometimes might punch him. And Bryce might always say weird stuff. Like “bing” but that’s ok. Bryce and Alyssa are meant for each other. If u ever become friends with them hold on to them forever
Girl 1) “ who are those people?”
Girl 2) “only Bryce and Alyssa. THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!!”
Girl 1) “wow I wish I was them.”
by The sassy queen March 10, 2023
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alyssa anne

a whore bag slut who like to torment you. she thinks she’s so cool. but really she sucks dick in the bathroom. but you’ll love her at times in life
woah you act like alyssa anne
by bbg16 October 25, 2019
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loca alyssa

loca alyssa is a dumb 12 year old who has the fattest crush on taylor lautner and tom holland and loves porn
look its loca alyssa!
this means ur a crazy 12 year old obsessed w tom holland
by andrewgarfieldshottiegf February 21, 2022
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Alyssa Carter

The most beautifull girl that ever existed and will exist so sweet and loving I love her she also goes by Ally and is so beautifull and pure
I love you Alyssa Carter
~kari
by ShadowGlass March 25, 2020
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Alyssa V

damn id eat the shit out of that potato (alyssa vallis)
by Evan Salter April 25, 2020
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