Alan

Alan is the best guy you could have and if you talk to a Alan and you like him you should tell him I promise you he will like you back he is the most caring person I have ever met and you should tell him you like him because he likes you back
Alan: yo was up

Her: Hi

Alan: let me get in your pool
Her: alr come on
Alan: this is chill
Her: I like you
Alan: I like you too.. I been had a crush on you since we met
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Hey, alan.
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The best person you’ll ever meet, a go getter, and a great friend to those close to him
He’s so easy to be around must be an Alan
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Alan’s are frequently insecure people Alan and will rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful.

Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.

Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.

Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .

Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .

Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.

I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
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A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person

He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.
Dude 1: Broo.. who tf is him
Dude 2: * looks up *
Dude 2 : oh! He’s Alan
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an amazing person that is very funny and your best friend they also make lots of inappropriate jokes
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Alan- Someone so smart and cool. Can be a rude and can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends.. But also so adorable. Amazing charming person in the world. The best friend anyone can have. Also a person who likes to laugh a LOT with his friends. Alan is also kind of a show off. He is also a goofball😂❤ also the cutest person.👍✌🤘HE ROCKS :D
He is also kind of popular, he has tons of friends. If you read this I'm Alan's friend. :3
Person 1. Who's that?

Person 2. That's my friend Alan

Person 1. I want an Alan
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