Alan Dang

Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.

Alan Dang operated great in that last take, but when he squated you totally saw his baby dick

by Cinema G November 24, 2021

alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021

Alan

A bitch who gets dehydrated really easily and thinks he so funny.

Oh my god, Alan is going to die of dehydration.

by noneyabusinitch November 21, 2021

Alaned

This term is to over engineer a perfectly decent product to the point that it is unsellable.

You have Alaned this product, i cant sell it now.

by MALINSO May 24, 2023

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Zander Alan Keheley

sexiest man ever

I love Zander Alan Keheley so much

by blahblahblaaaaa696969 January 12, 2025

Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man

"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"

by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022