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Dick Abusement

When you fuck the living shit out of a thot , a hoe, or the side bitch, but out of nowhere, she manages to tie you up onto the bed/couch with chains and literally starts using your penis in any way possible, usually to satisfy herself.
Yo, I don't think I can go to the strip club bro, last night some thottie and I were having some extreme sex, she made me go thru some Dick Abusement.
by MistahRigoh November 25, 2015
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"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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Omar Abu Shahin

The owner of shahin supermarket, he has the best product in the world, and its also fo fee
OMAR ABU SHAHIN BEST PRODUCT FO FEE
by Imsoocool October 30, 2018
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Abu

A black man with a 30 inch horse dick that will test you no matter what.
Do you know that guy Abu he got a massive dick.
by Theblackski69 November 2, 2018
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Abu

Abu Ms or Abulbul is a kind an israeli boi that likes McDonald an Apple very much (u can say he is an Apple fanboi).

His favorite word is NATAAAAAAN and he likes luxurius stuff only.
You are shuch an Abu
by Mi4uñz4 November 12, 2018
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Teacher abuse

It's a teacher or someone that hits u with school materials like rulers and other bull shit
Don't hit me with the ruler that's teacher abuse
by Lilrabbit._ June 13, 2018
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abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.
I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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