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Double Abortion

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time
Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion
by MeatPony October 4, 2018
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Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022
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Sacred Abortion

An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.
"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."

"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
by NAROVA September 6, 2013
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Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024
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tv abortion

On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.
by Chunks the Dog March 2, 2023
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Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence
by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011
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Abortion

The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years
Woman: I secretly got an abortion

Woman 2:WHAT?! why?

woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly
by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023
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