hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer

A common phrase spoken by security guards at the end of every conversation.

Hey, catch me later I’ll buy you a beer!

by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.

"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"

by Racer XXX March 23, 2022

My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh

The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes

Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"

by Kwangya county jail guard January 30, 2022

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

@JUSTJOOO

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this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023

Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.

" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.

by kws53 May 13, 2011