by ma dude bra May 16, 2019
some that has been playing a video game for a long period of time but still sucks donkey dick at it.
by chris s murray October 08, 2005
Somebody who pretends to like the taste of the discount urine they're drinking in order to justify getting drunk as cheaply as possible.
Cashier: "Is that a case of Coors Light I should be ringing up for you?"
Beer Noob: "Does the nametag on my janitor uniform say Bill Gates or something? Natty Ice please."
Beer Noob: "Does the nametag on my janitor uniform say Bill Gates or something? Natty Ice please."
by yajme August 26, 2009
A n00b and/or nub who constantly gets pwned in xbox/ps2/or life. Goes very well with a nub and/or n00b cake. Following with a glass of nub milk will ensure pure pwnage. Anyone considered a noob muffin sucks entirely and should never game/live again.
by Barry Barry August 15, 2006
pronounced: noo-buh
a term that means one is new to something (primarily gaming). new people to internet lingo believe this to be the derogatory of newbie, Newb, which is wrong.
a term that means one is new to something (primarily gaming). new people to internet lingo believe this to be the derogatory of newbie, Newb, which is wrong.
noob: hi, im a noob to this game, can a senior player please give me some tips to playing
senior player(internet lingo ignorant): no asshole, go QQ in that corner over there
senior player(internet lingo savvy): sure, although you might want to write this down. Also you should use (websites relevant to game) if you need any help.
senior player(internet lingo ignorant): no asshole, go QQ in that corner over there
senior player(internet lingo savvy): sure, although you might want to write this down. Also you should use (websites relevant to game) if you need any help.
by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 14, 2009
word used when identifying someone who is new to something, or suck at something. newbie would be used for everyday life, but noob can only be used in case of video games
by gunz4r3nt February 25, 2010
Anyone that is either new to a video game and sucks at it, or anyone that has been playing the game and still sucks at it. Can also be used in an act of anger if someone kills you. You are then permitted to scream out, "NOOB!" or "YOU ARE SUCH A NUB!" Many people dislike noobs because they ruin the game for people that are actually good.
by Connor Munn July 20, 2010