Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.
Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .
Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B
Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .
Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B
Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
by L_is_awesome December 5, 2019
Get the Karlmug. 
a perverted entity of unknown origin. Extremely dangerous and anomalous. known to be spotted on playgrounds all around montana after 11 pm.The entity has an obama mask which is impossible to take off , blood is colored black with ability to melt stuff when exposed for too long. When noticed you must run as fast as you can.
by RaisMonster August 3, 2021
Get the Joyous Karlmug. An incredibly thoughtful, sometimes too thoughtful guy. Often blonde with blue eyes and the build of a god because of the Scandinavian connections They might even often appear gay but are probably very firmly straight. A name that will leave you wishing he didn’t leave you so soon
Friend 1 Did you hear that Karl left Jess last weekend? At least she was lucky enough to have him while she did
Friend 2 haha yeah he’s probably going for some guy now
Friend 2 haha yeah he’s probably going for some guy now
by supersuperman69wunderyumissme September 18, 2025
Get the Karlmug. NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
by Deamkn March 26, 2024
Get the Karl Malonemug. Karl is the gangsta with mad lags.
he dont care about school he dont care about the rules he says fuck the police.
but he care about his brothers and family.
when you have a karl as your friend make sure not to loose him cuz his hard to find
he dont care about school he dont care about the rules he says fuck the police.
but he care about his brothers and family.
when you have a karl as your friend make sure not to loose him cuz his hard to find
by Jjffj October 11, 2018
Get the Karlmug. by Supabriguy June 3, 2022
Get the Hot Karlmug.