Gay Catch

Verb. To catch an object in an over dramatic way or catching the object and nearly dropping it.

‘Simon that was a really gay catch’

by curlysheep101 April 26, 2009

Catch-69

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex

Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech

Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R

Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69

Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*

Dunbar: my wife not sex with me

The end…?

Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com

Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream

Snow globe: farts

by Doomguy44 May 19, 2023

Catch the wall

Phrase used right before there's about to be a fight (in jail) Same meaning as "get in the grid"

Imma need that pack or you're gonna have to catch the wall homie

by Mattyice606 August 17, 2022

catch a dorse

durban slang for going to sleep

Hey man, Im tired, gonna go catch a dorse

by Cyber Zombie 27 January 06, 2018

catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.

"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"

by IsItThough May 18, 2009

To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl

Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator

by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019

no catching feelings

You and your bestfriend act as if y’all are together for a day

No catching feelings mean to go out with your best friend for a day and not catch feeling for each other for the month of November

by Paid ham ham November 19, 2020