planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

Amish power plant

See the definition for "Dutch Rudder" and add one or more people to the equation. It's still totally not gay!

I went to this after party last night and met a few of really great guys who were talking about this thing called an "Amish Power Plant" and asked if I wanted to give it a go. I told them I wasn't into men and they told me, it's totally not gay! So I agreed and made some life long friends.

by Jackie M. Paper January 5, 2022

Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021

House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

Plant Gang

Fish Cum

The art known as 'Plant Gang' is the art of using a fish's cum to impregnate a woman. 9 months later the woman has at least 13 mutant fish children.

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Plants vs. Bloons

A mod for Bloons TD Battles that replaces monkey towers by plants, esp. from the PvZ franchise against the bloon ferocity, which the player has to survive against bloons using plants and upgrade them strategtically.

Created by Otheruser325 and is available to get on NexusMods.

"Playing some Plants vs. Bloons with my friends because why the heck not?"

by Otheruser325 September 23, 2022