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Hamster

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you when are sleeping.
Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel!
by Unzfilibabba March 23, 2020
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Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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hamster doggy

a cute doggy that eats like a hamster; Chubby cheeks and small nibbles while making cute eye contact with master. Sometimes likes to pretend master is the doggy but in reality can't do shit. cutest puppy in the world that master loves so so so much. ily
wannie is a good boy. the best hamster doggy in the world. woof woof
by ilil0417 November 26, 2021
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thirsty hamster

When your man lays over the open sunroof naked and you suck his dick like thirsty Hampster.
I only drive cars with sunroofs so I can play thirsty hamster with my girlfriend.
by Bunny22 March 20, 2024
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hamster life

When you're a basic girl and you don't shower on the reg and try to cover it up with dry shampoo. #Hamsterlife
Ugh this hamster life of mine
by Basiccccccccc November 27, 2016
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Hamster

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.
by Dtray December 1, 2017
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Disabled hamster

A mentally challenged, woman who went through a postpartum episode.
That bitch is really a “disabled hamster
by Criticalchris September 2, 2025
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