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Dirty Demnah

The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.
Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023
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dirty ringtone

when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.
Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.
by bendstringz August 13, 2010
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Dirty Tomaž

When you have too much weed, forget what decade it is and start banging your girlfriend like an industrial jackhammer to the tune of Y.M.C.A
Dude, wtf, totally nailed her last night with a Dirty Tomaž
by BluetifulWaffle June 2, 2020
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Dirty Bueno

The act of contracting one or more STD(s) to purposefully infect a woman of great personal distaste.
James: "I hated her, so I thought the best way to humiliate her was to give her a Dirty Bueno"
by Travis Bueno January 2, 2008
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dirty bobsled

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.
by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010
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Dirty Bongers

When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex
I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her

Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers
by Chris993 January 14, 2022
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Dirty Gia

When you fuck your man so well he is stuck in a Paralysis for the rest of the night and forget everything.
Oh my god man I don’t remember anything last night my girl must have gave me a dirty Gia
by The turkey December 9, 2020
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