Xbox

Its like a ex girlfriend at one point you gotta upgrade

Treat these females like a Xbox

by Zaydadon2x July 25, 2021

Xbox

A console little kids play with and when they don’t win a game of Fortnite they will take a chair and beat it until there mom or dad gets them a new one

I like hitting my xbox

by Rage monster 47473763926 October 14, 2019

Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox is better then playstation. "xBoX gOt nO gAmEs" don't nobody the ages of 9-18 give a fuck about those boring ass single player ass ps5 games. Xbox niggas chill and don't complain while play station niggas gotta always find something to bitch about and suck the dick of their badly drawn space ship console. Every nigga I know play on PS weird asf and I ofc don't talk to those niggas no more. Xbox niggas are actually funny while playstation niggas are corny and think being sus = comedy.

Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox guy: aye I'm tryna hop on 2k what u play on?
Ps5 guy: I'm on playstation wb u?
Xbox guy: nah I'm on Xbox
Ps5 guy: ewwww niggaaaa u play xbox?? U lame asf
Xbox guy: ewwww nigga u still single looking for men to fuck????

*Xbox guy never talks to gaystation man ever again while gaystation man sulking dick while using his dualsense controller as a vibrator"

by GAT DAMN NIGGA CHILL ISSA JOKE July 13, 2022

Xbox in kitchen

When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"

" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Xbox live

A place to share and participate in "dirty talking" with others who are sharing the same chat with each other. Xbox live is popular among the LGBT community as it shares many popular circle jerks such as exclusives like Halo. Faggots alike love this place to share their same liking of dicks and big black slippery men.

Hey Gordon, wanna go to my house to have a little fun?

Not today sweetheart, I have homework, but we can have a little fun on Xbox live.

by Gordon_likes_black_dick_yes680 April 28, 2022

Xbox Buddy

Someone you know in real life that because you play so much Xbox with them you do not know how to have fun or act normal with IRL

I play so much Xbox with Hunter he's been downgraded to my Xbox buddy

by Denselotus June 28, 2014

xbox

shitty eXpensive console that sucks a dick

xXx_xSnipex_xXx: Hey, i got the eXpensive new console, xbox one X!
Alpwn: Shut up! Im now on Playstation 4 Pro! KYS!

by Im cringy December 12, 2017