richard woolf

A stubby circumcised potato cock

Girl: he was a 6/10 before we got back to tamarama and I saw his Richard Woolf. He's a strong 1/10

by the pitbull April 16, 2015

Sugar Woofer

A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.

Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.

by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 15, 2016

sugar woofer

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".

verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing

Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.

by SugarWooferPro September 7, 2016

Hazza Woof

A "Hazza Woof" is what one would call their friend who has a wank over dog porn.

That guy is such a Hazza Woof

by Goolash 1 July 7, 2016

chubb-woofer

A half erect penis of a cainine.

That dog has a Chubb-woofer now, thanks to that female dog.

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 3, 2018

spoofy woofer

Whatever the hell you want it to be!...Its like a thingy majig...but diferent.

Hand me that there Spoofy Woofer

by Ashten March 13, 2018

Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018