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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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sass witch

A person who is being sassy or sarcastic
Wendy doesn't like it when her daughter acts like a sass witch.
by JPrometaphase November 24, 2012
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Media Witch

A celebrity woman who steals lots of tv attention, even though nobody cares about her.
Lindsay Lohan is a Media Witch...She goes to rehab so much and nobody ally cares about her anymore.
by witchhunter August 26, 2012
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Wicked witch

A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes
I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off
by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023
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witch bitch

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.
witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum
by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023
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Buttsup, witches

A fresh take on “what’s up, bitches?” Also awesome because it implies directing females to direct their derrières skyward.

Additionally awesome ‘cause you can roll this out every single Halloween for the rest of your days.
“Buttsup, witches? Are we going to drink tonight or what?”
by Suggahdiq October 19, 2023
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Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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