matt 1 : hey did you hear that džiugas got struck by lightning 5 times in the span of 3 and a half minutes
matt 2 : džiugas luck
matt 1 : fr
matt 2 : džiugas luck
matt 1 : fr
by bufu0 January 10, 2022
Get the džiugas luckmug. When you realize you've been getting by on massive luck and it finally hits you it'll probably run out someday thus forcing you to create an adjustment plan and then implement it. This is De-Lucking.
Yesterday I forgot the 6th month anniversary of my new partner and they still gave me a hug. Best I get De-Lucking the one year now.
by DeCryptIcon May 22, 2023
Get the De-Luckingmug. A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023
Get the Jones Luckmug. The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
Get the Brad luckmug. An oddly specific occurance of bad luck which makes you believe as though a supernatural force is fucking with you
If two people are walking in a cycle lane and you are walking on a side walk and a cyclist gets off the cycle path to avoid the two and hits you instead, you have just experienced Mark Luck
by Wagwanonthemandem April 27, 2020
Get the MARK LUCKmug. by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010
Get the better luck last time!mug.