Whitcomb Wagon

(n) A wagon with an incessant need to bring down the collective mood and general ambience of a group-chill, synonomous with Debbie Downer. Said wagon will "run over" normally enjoyable events which leads to fun turning into "roadkill".

Hey you want another drink?

Haven't you had enough? You're drunk. Stop drinking.

I was wondering how long it would be before the Whitcomb wagon would hit.

by debbiedownicus December 4, 2010

Sick Wagon

Free taxi cab service to the hospital via an ambulance, paid for by medicaid.

Scruse me, I need da sick wagon to come pick up mah baby daddy, he aint breefing right, shooooz!

by Lurdle November 3, 2011

birth wagon

relating to the word band wagon; when a mother decides to give birth, following the actions of other women; when one baby is born and other babies follow, like a band wagon but for birth

"I was born after you."
"Oh, so you're mother decided to join the birth wagon."

by chickens unicorns spider-man March 4, 2017

conestoga wagon

When you're taking the Oregon Trail and you pull a blanket or some other form of cover over your partner's face.

Dude I gave Annie an awesome Conestoga Wagon last night.

by WagonRider November 18, 2017

G wagon

G wagons are an absolute g of a person, they're the type of person to give you some of their Oreo's.

Thanks mate you're a G wagon!

by cummaster2000 May 10, 2021

penile wagon

Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'

'Come on babe, hop on the penile wagon.'
'Okay, are you on penile patrol?'
'Yeah babe;)'

by moo girl May 25, 2012

warrant wagon

A vehicle full of black people in it.

Holy shit that's a warrant wagon if I've ever seen one! (As a car full of black people drives by)

by Matt November 26, 2003