Oh look at that Mexican vampire
by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018
by cottonPickker February 08, 2019
Obsession Vampire is a human being feeding on human obsession. This entity is highly intelligent with exceptional psychological skills, strong presence and dark mysterious, dangerous and seductive aura. It loves various drugs and it has discovered the most precious one. There are not many of such beings in the world. In order to feed, obsession vampire evokes a significant obsession with its personality in the victim's mind and channels the soul of the victim often engaging in sexual activities with the subject as well. The victim is often an introvert with strong internal conflict and anger who lacks the ability to overcome the ego due to lower-common psychological intelligence.
Remember Jim Morrison, he was an exceptional obsession vampire. The only thing that stopped him from the eternal trip of ecstasy was his vulnerable physical shell.
by Drekavac December 08, 2017
1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.
2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.
3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.
2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.
3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.
by HappyCabbit November 21, 2008
Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.
"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."
by SnookiezInc April 12, 2009
human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.
by libertyuk July 21, 2008
by haxx0rfish March 28, 2007