One lucky bitch. She has been Johnny Depp's girlfriend since 1998, and they have two kids together. She is a French pop singer (though her voice is horribly childish and annoying) and actress. She is only famous because of her relationship with Johnny Depp. She is a fugly woman with mad pubes, a flat chest, and a tiny and shapeless body. Her face looks like it belongs to a five year old (much like Christina Ricci). She is soooooooooooooo lucky to be with Johnny Depp (who is the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, wittiest, funniest, most talented, generous, and charming man EVER)!!! Vanessa definitely does NOT deserve to be with Him. Johnny has really bad taste in women.
Guy # 1: "Ewwww who's THAT?"
Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."
Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"
Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."
# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"
# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."
# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"
Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."
Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"
Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."
# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"
# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."
# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"
by Johnny Depp is the SEX June 24, 2009
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she is also in-tune with her sexual desires, a main requirement for this type of girl a predominate private area ie. big bulges make her day, she likes an excess mouth or handful...
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she is also in-tune with her sexual desires, a main requirement for this type of girl a predominate private area ie. big bulges make her day, she likes an excess mouth or handful...
very talkative, and dramatic, an all around good time!
Vanessa will upon first meeting give you a friendly greeting, n a not so subtle assessment of your assets is not uncommon (for males: bulge, penis area / for females: a look at the chicken breast region).
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A very famous Half Filipino-American Teen Actress. She got famous by starring in the Disney Hit Movie, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
Currently dating Zac Efron. Zac and Vanessa are one of the most Super Powerful Teen Couple in Hollywood today.
She' hot sexy too!
Currently dating Zac Efron. Zac and Vanessa are one of the most Super Powerful Teen Couple in Hollywood today.
She' hot sexy too!
Oliver: Hey who's that chick in that movie High School Musical? She's so damn sexy!
Christian: Oh you mean that exotic girl! Her name's Vanessa Anne Hudgens!!!! Hottness right?
Christian: Oh you mean that exotic girl! Her name's Vanessa Anne Hudgens!!!! Hottness right?
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