any male who consciously or unconsciously deserts his fellow male bretherin in a futile attempt to get some snatch or pussy. This is usually done by an inferior male that believes himself to be of high status.
Male 1: Dude, Frank is such a douchebag!
Male 2: why, did he hit on your bitch or something?
Male 1: Worse, he had major attention deficit vagina and bailed on me and the guys!
Male 2: Did he at least get any?
Male 1: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Male 2: Wow, Frank is a fucking prick
the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaningproduct scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.
Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!
The product of when an aroused woman places her hand in her pants and later inserts her vaginally lubricated fingers into the mouth of her male partner.
Woman: Here taste my vagina fingers. That's how you know you're doing a GOOD job! YEAHRARAAHHHH
Unsuspecting Male: (laughing) What the hell?