utility-kinkster

One whose sexual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource.

Do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of passion and life saving heat transfer.

by Dr.Skaz September 3, 2013

Utonian

A Utonion is a person that natives from Utah.

That nice gentleman that stopped by my house sharing the good news of the Lord is a Utonian.

by ReinventingTheWheel June 24, 2017

uttsav

A short indian boy with a bushy unibrow who uses his math skills to get all the fucking pussy that he wants

Guy: Did you cheat on me?
Girl: Yeah but it was with Uttsav
Guy: Oh okay

by plmokjkftjbf October 19, 2017

utilityologist

A person who does a forensic audit of a business' last 5 years of utility bills at no cost to them.

Rick, the Utilityologist just got me thousands of dollars back from the Utility company

by PJ LeTip July 4, 2018

utilitous

adj.

useful for intended purpose; the property of having utility; functional.

Due to improvements in design, the prototype is now utilitous.

Johnny's new crutches are much more utilitous than the last.

The mule was very utilitous until his unfortunate demise.

by Chicken Pizza January 30, 2019

Uterine Logic

Logic used by women.

Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.

Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.

by ConfusedHusband February 28, 2020

Utah Uppercut

A rather harmless sex act in which one person, upon getting shit dick from anal sex, then grabs their disgraced member, turns their partner around and slaps them on the chin with said brown weapon.

Person 1: “what’s that on your chin?”
Person 2: “oh, I took a Utah Uppercut this morning”

by Exciting Jeremy December 16, 2019