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Syracuse University

Something like a college
Where you supposedly gain knowledge
A beautiful campus set in a bad city
The time and place to get extremely shitty
Now the people are of their own
And their wealth is very much shown
Frat boys drinking all over the yard
Girls running their daddy's credit card
Known for basketball and the Dome
Expensive cars and rockin the chrome
BMW, porche, benz and audi
These japs know how to fucking party
Look for the uggs in the snow
Cause the bar scene is always a go
Faegans if you're official
Lucy's for the superficial
Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar
Then walk to Harry's cause its not far
Cross the street, Darwins for some shots
and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots

Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs,
The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs
Be aware that it will snow and rain
But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane
If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards
If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars
If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas
And if you’re a senior live it up, please!

Senior Sundays
Chillin Mondays
Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot)
Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot
Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt
Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout
Sat? Lots to do then
After that…start the cycle over again.

Work as hard or as little as you please
But be prepared to explain those C’s
Newhouse for communications
Greek houses for crazy initiations
Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs
Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs
J.Michaels for the latest styles
Marshall Street: all smiles

All colleges seem somewhat the same
After all it’s one big game
Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in
Hang up the phone, let the fun begin
However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand
But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
I love college. I attend Syracuse University.
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university 

basically very expensive day care for young adults
mum: have fun at university son,and don't forget your lunch
and i don't want you playing with that john kid he's a bad influence on you. son: yes mum, can i go round and play at sam's after my class's finish . mum: yes but be home in time for dinner.
university by tempestdawn January 6, 2010

universal orlando 

the best theme park in the world that kicks ASS! they just added the simpsons ride there... and islands of adventure (dont get me started) IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!! i am going there on june 24 2010 and am staying at the hard rock hotel (AAA FOUR DIAMONDS!!!!)
i cant wait to go to universal orlando and ride the new simpsons ride, but i really want to go to the wizarding world of harry potter at islands of adventure!!!!
universal orlando by magaman10 June 16, 2010

Rice University 

The only school with a marching band so savage that they can lose a football game, and still leave the opponent salty.
Daniel: Why were those Aggies so upset? Didn't they beat Rice University?
Joe: They may have beat our football team, but no one beats the MOB.

Eastern Illinois University 

A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.

However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"

Lehigh University 

Where you go to get a major in making money and minor in binge drinking.

6) False we drink every night. Sorry you didn't get a bid
I'd probably be a high school English teacher without my Lehigh University education
Lehigh University by Slambda January 3, 2013

University of Birmingham School 

A shit hole full of racist teachers and their irrelevant excuses. On call is a bag of shit when the teacher calls a member of staff and by the time they get to your classroom you are hiding in the bathroom on your phone
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