turtle shells

Psilocybe tyrannus, or commonly referred to as turtle shells, is a fairly new discovered psychadelic drug that dramatically increases a person's uptake of dopamine when consumed. Not only that, but it also contains high amounts of dopamine. The drug is actually a rare fungus that has nothing to do with a turtle. The fungus comes from several island countries such as Madagascar and the phillipines, and needs to be grown in intense sunglight. Even after it is full grown, the dealer must heat the fungus at high temperatures to make it produce pyschadelic effects. The result of this makes it almost leathery, and people say it looks like a turtle shell hence the name. Other street names include the tyrant, sithlord, dooku, and darth turtle. The trips of this drug have been compared to that of acid and ectasy but even stronger. Although there is no physical addiction to this drug, long term effects can be devastating to one's brain cell count and create a future of mental illness.
Yo TJ wanna pick up an ounce of turtle shells and play with my easy bake oven?
by theinformer69 August 12, 2006
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Dirty Turtles

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.
at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long
by d mite November 03, 2007
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Ninja Turtling

To rush someone in the game of Runescape, usually with dragon claws, but it can be improvised by using vesta's long sword, or dragon dagger (p++). This phrase was started by Sparc Mac, one of Runescape's most well known pkers.
"You just got Ninja Turtled, bitch! GF dart eper! Ninja Turtling owns!"
by reborn296 October 10, 2009
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turtle poke

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.
I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.
by Dan August 10, 2003
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Turtle Boxing

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"
by Action jackson December 05, 2003
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shat on a turtle

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle
Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.
by sytelus July 30, 2010
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Tactical Turtles

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.
Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack
by Tortuise November 23, 2011
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