toedash

The state of being of a single sock when it disappears into the inter-dimensional nothingness between worlds.

"Gods pound it! My other sock has gone toedash!"

by vZwicky July 15, 2017

Toned God

A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys

Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys

by anonymoussenet August 10, 2017

TUpeds

A very kind person like Marco

Marco is very tupeds

by TUpeds October 25, 2018

Topek

It is when you are the toxic-rempit one in a relationship.

1.“You are Topek in your relationship.”
2. “ Oh! My God. I should change my Topek attitude.”

by Havehave September 2, 2019

Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009

Spunk taped

When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.

When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.

by Crunk Magnum May 15, 2009

toasty torpedo

A hot after-sex penis that is steaming in the cold winter air.

After hitting the slopes, Suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.

by liquidiq February 3, 2010