Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011

poke your toaster

The act of finger fuckery

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

by imdunkirk June 4, 2018

queef toaster

to blow into ones vaginal opening with a blower dryer until the vagina blows out a fish scented raspberry in which you warm your slice of bread

the toaster is broke hoe, hit my grilled cheese with yo queef toaster

by D nards September 5, 2011

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

jesus in a toaster

A problem that results directly from masturbation.

"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"

"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"

Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"

by Jill Cancer December 3, 2006

irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over

dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished

by dreadrasta November 25, 2010

go commit toaster bath

a dead meme that 4 year olds use and its pretty homosexual.

go commit toaster bath bitch

by killern838 October 29, 2018