by Chadd100 June 28, 2019
Get the Evans highboimug. A soft boy who even though gives off a cuteish maybe even charming demeanor will break your heart. Typically a stoner who has soft hair, lots of sweatshirts and lots of hoes. He says he will “change” for you and then never will. After he gets what he wants he will ghost you.
by Erbferb atinlerb astermerb April 19, 2019
Get the Evan Lathemmug. Mike: Yo have you met Evan Lovas
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.
by ajsol04 December 9, 2019
Get the evan lovasmug. Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.
by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017
Get the Evan Ringmug. Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie
by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019
Get the Evan Callhammug. by shittierevan May 3, 2019
Get the shitty evanmug. The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.
by The corsa April 21, 2022
Get the Evan Tomlinsonmug.