Titty McCooch

Titt•y Mc•Cooch

plural: Teet-McCüchz

origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiētō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds

Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures

~At a wedding ceremony~
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!

by Konichiwa Jones April 30, 2011

squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.

look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy

by mike tarudo June 20, 2010

titty dribble

when a small amount of milk secretes from a breast when you become aroused or hot.

is that titty dribble or are just happy to see me?

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

Titty whipped

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She whipped his face with her big titty. She titty whipped him.

by Puddle Muffin June 13, 2020

Dumb-Titty

This phrase is usually used as an interjection to or about another. A person is so frustrated that this is the only thing that they can say in response to the dumbass activity you have partaken in.

Guy 1: "Yo I just hit your car coming off that exit!"

Guy 2: "YOU DUMB-TITTY!!"

by Lucy's Dad February 1, 2008

Titties on a Cob

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).

Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.

It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.

At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.

A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.

by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009

shitty titty

Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.

John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...

Ahhhh shitty titty I spilled my beer.

Shitty titty it's hot in here.

This party is one big shitty titty. No beer and no girls.

by bluedevil627 August 18, 2011