thomas vest

The most motivated battle hardened Marine legal assistance has ever seen. His motivation and dedication to the corps is only superceeded by his love of pounding vajayjay. The future SgtMaj of the Marine Corps.

At night Chuck Norris checks under his bed for PFC Thomas Vest.

by Lance Colonel of the LCpl Udgr October 22, 2008

Matt Thomas

Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.

Hey look its Matt Thomas! Everybody run away

by Lochie Ones September 2, 2013

Dirty Thomas

When you spank a non-binary person's ass with a hand full of shit while calling them a bitch.

man my hand still smell like shit from that dirty thomas i pulled yesterday

by alexissssss.. December 8, 2021

thomas gibson

A pretty hot man that plays in criminal minds as Hotch (HOTch)

Did u saw Thomas Gibson’s new instagram photo with mgg?

by meandmeandmeandmeandmeandme February 8, 2021

Derrick Thomas

Former linebacker of the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Kansas City Chiefs. Known primarily for rushing the QB, getting sacks, forcing fumbles, chasing down plays from the backside, and displaying his amazing athletic ability. Wore #58. Also known as DT, a play on the LT of Lawrence Taylor. Holds the NFL single game record for sacks in a game with 7. Once had 20 sacks in a single season. Died prematurely while still a member of the Chiefs due to complications from injuries sustained in a car accident.

The left tackle was embarrassed by Derrick Thomas, who whipped around him, sacked the QB, forced a fumble, scooped it up and ran for the easy TD.

by Rick S March 23, 2007

thomas the tank

another name for having a wank(cokney slang)

gor im so frustrated im goin to av a thomas the tank

by bob911 July 26, 2006

thomas jefferson

The guy on the nickel
The guy who "wrote" the Declaration of Independence (he only put words on paper)
The 3rd president of the US
The guy that had an affair with Sally Hemmings
The guy who was "best buddies" with John Adams, but then had disagreements with him about political issues, causing them to split apart and not talk to each other for 12 years.
The guy who died exactly 50 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence (7/4/1826), same day as John Adams (coincidence much?)

TJ gave Napoleon money to fund his war against Europe.

by squee1 September 13, 2005