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Life

Something you’ll never have, sorry to break it to you

((Even i don’t have a life for posting this in 2019))
by It was a lie January 31, 2019
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A story filled with hilarious circumstances that leave you not know whether to laugh or cry.
Fork everyone and everything life is a bitch. Eat ice cream.
by Holyforkingshirtballs February 2, 2019
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that thing that everyone thinks they have but they actually dont, because their lying to themselves about it because we all know we are all dead inside and outside.
"Yo! I have a life"
"No you dont have a life.
by snowyangellord February 7, 2019
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a useless pile of garbage made to be disappointing and boring. some have good lives, like michelle obama, but others, like myself have a difficult time figuring out what life really means
brian: hey dude, how's life?

carl: bro life is lowkey hype, like i just took my skateboard out to a beach and swam with it, life is great, man
by succ a toe February 9, 2019
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A living hell. Life is torture. Life is like a timeline of mistakes either causing good things or even worse mistakes. The good things that do happen always are either forgotten or turn into something people don't care about. It all ends with the thing people hate even though it frees you from a curse, death.
by Depressed_Wolfie February 13, 2019
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Life = sexually transmitted and always fatal.

There is currently no known cure.
life
by Sirius-C February 19, 2019
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by Friday the 69th September 24, 2018
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