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Smeg Foo Young

The act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of shit that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. You then patiently scrape the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as smegma) on top of the cum log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the jizz turns a dark yellow. Set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. You then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. Proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your penis hole and enjoy!
Mike 1: Yo man, do you want to get Chinese food later? Im thinking some egg foo young?

Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
mugGet the Smeg Foo Youngmug.

love foo

It mean you don’t love someone for real but you got love for them
Love foo I’ll talk to you tomorrow
by Luhtwinod June 2, 2024
mugGet the love foomug.

Foos

You eat food to make foos.
by cpt-b July 5, 2025
mugGet the Foosmug.

Foo

"Why does Dave get so heated around foo?"
"Not sure, he's held a grudge ever since Kurt died"
by Danny McFriggin Nunan December 11, 2019
mugGet the Foomug.

Figgity foo

A line used to hate on person
by Reekidhalo November 30, 2022
mugGet the Figgity foomug.

Foo Fighter

Sea plankton stand who's controlling a death Pedo girl's body from the manga series Jojo's bizarre adventure: VI stone ocean
Weeb 1: who's your stand and stand-user in jojo?

Weeb 2: Foo fighter and Foo fighter
by SONO CHI NO SADAMEE February 9, 2021
mugGet the Foo Fightermug.

Too-foo

by phatKAT999 August 28, 2023
mugGet the Too-foomug.

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