1: He's been on the computer all day, why won't he stop?
2: He's got a serious YouTube problem.
1: Oh shit!
2: He gave it to Grandpa
2: He's got a serious YouTube problem.
1: Oh shit!
2: He gave it to Grandpa
by deadpool kills ignorance July 24, 2019
A person who uses alcohol to the fact that it causes issues such as a DUII, marital/relationship problems, difficulty on the job, or other negative consequences. They also may or may not be physically dependent/addicted to alcohol.
- “That club sucked ass last night. Hold on, I’mma be right back...”
- “Gurl, you see that? You seen that right now, right? She just got outta orientation!”
- “I mean, yeah, she a problem drinker. She needs Jesus.”
- “Gurl, you see that? You seen that right now, right? She just got outta orientation!”
- “I mean, yeah, she a problem drinker. She needs Jesus.”
by bambï May 22, 2024
generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.
From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?
He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "
" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense
Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "
" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense
Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 06, 2022
by Urbdicdayismay23 May 05, 2024
I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.
by short bear November 14, 2023
Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.
by Appoggiatura January 24, 2021
Having so much of something nice, that it becomes a problem.
In other words: Luxury that leads to problems.
If someone speaks of such a problem, you are likely to give big sarcastic "boo-hoo" response.
In other words: Luxury that leads to problems.
If someone speaks of such a problem, you are likely to give big sarcastic "boo-hoo" response.
"I have so much beer, I don't have enough place to store it."
- Luxury problem
I found so much gold, I can't carry it home anymore.
I'm so goodlooking, people always think I'm shallow.
My skin is wrinkly, cause I sat in a jacuzzi all day.
My back hurts, cause my mother hugs me so much.
- Luxury problem
I found so much gold, I can't carry it home anymore.
I'm so goodlooking, people always think I'm shallow.
My skin is wrinkly, cause I sat in a jacuzzi all day.
My back hurts, cause my mother hugs me so much.
by Loupland August 12, 2017