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THE pencil

Rightfully Emily’s
“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily
by drugsnothugs October 26, 2019
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#2 Pencil

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.
by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011
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Pencil

Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.
Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
by conconbonbon :)) July 14, 2018
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Pencil

A thing you wright with.
Omg girl:“ omg like omg like can omg I omg use your omg pencil?”
Jimmy:“Sure.”

Jimmy:*wright omg on it”

Jimmy again: “Here omg girl
Omg girl:“AHH OMG THANK YOU
by P1loxx April 4, 2022
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pencil case

a place to hold pencils and other shit
f1 lemme use your pencil case to hold my shit
by ffffffffffu August 21, 2018
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Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.
Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.
by CripCuz November 27, 2024
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Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 23, 2018
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